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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 22.12.2019 klo 7.17

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 22.12.2019 klo 7.33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 22.12.2019 klo 8.29

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
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Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 22.12.2019 klo 8.27

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 22.12.2019 klo 7.27

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 22.12.2019 klo 8.32

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 9.4.2021 klo 22.52