you will be felt.

This is too much wealth for one Gnome...

we stan

"When will I be able to sneak a dragon dildo through security."
-Kidney Grindstone

✿ Mountain
🌋 ❖ Dew
🐊👳 ❄ and
💎💃⛳ ♣ doughnuts...
🌏🐝🐛🍆 ☼ because
👃🎈👽🐟🍖 ♥ breakfast
⚡🚘🎍📒🐠🎁 ✣ is the most important meal of the day.

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"Bedroom? If you insist. I mean you are pretty cute." He took my hand, I blush deeply. As we walked toward the bedroom, I pull out my bad one-inch grinch. "Wow, I thought you were a lady. Well, whatever works!!! Narrator It didn't work. "It's okay, my surgeon is the best." "My surgeon did a good job on me. I was once a dog." Conveniently, he identifies as a dogkin. "Wow, that's quite a surprise." You know what else is surprising? He had a thirteen inch dog dong. It was red and everything, but like, as a joke. Anyways, I fricked it. My parents are really proud of him for that massive honk. There were also happy with my ability to take such a massive dog... to think I was gay before.

Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pride month :gay_pride_flag::gay_pride_flag: that means you're not allowed to be straight :triumph::triumph: we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual :unamused::unamused: until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law :rage::rage: james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon :tongue::tongue: and you will be fined $1000 if you resist :money_mouth::money_mouth: jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay :heart_eyes::heart_eyes: and this will stay the same for the rest of your life :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: bisexuals are okay :rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: but you're on thin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice :snowflake::snowflake: don't think that you are safe :disappointed_relieved::disappointed_relieved: thanos and his thicc ass :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex :angry::angry:

i am going to touch you