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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:44am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:12am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:53am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:31am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:07am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:21am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:15am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:32am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:56am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:32am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:06am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:12am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:25am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 4:14am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:02am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:19am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:14am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:06am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:27am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 10:02am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:50am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:25am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:38am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:17am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 6:15am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 6:44am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:03am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:38am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:42am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:21am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:14am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:27am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:07am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:43am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:49am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:54am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:18am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:15am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:56am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:59am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:32am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:15am