Recent reviews by archie

- Load in
- Tell your friends to press q
- throw them around in the sky
- See a blind man with a walking stick and shi** yourself.
- Get shot
- Spam random characters in the chat while laughing at your friends try and figure the level out
- Respawn and go again!!!!


10/10 would reccomend this game to anyone who wants a laugh!

The only game where you can go from having a fully equipped base to waking up naked on the beach in under 10 minutes. 12/10, would be betrayed by my own clan again.

Finally, a way to distract myself with an animated cat chasing a laser pointer while pretending to work. My productivity is now as dynamic as my desktop. 11/10, would spend more time choosing wallpapers than actually using my computer.

Among Us: Where friendships go to die, trust is just a myth, and being sus is a full-time job. 10/10 would accuse my best friend of venting again.

Here I will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up
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Here I will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up
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　 　　 　／` ミ＿xノ
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　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

Here I will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up
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　 　　 　／` ミ＿xノ
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　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ
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　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

>Load up apex
>Compile shaders
>Hot drop thinking you are the best
>Get absolutely steamrolled by a child
>have them teabag your decaying corpse
>re-queue!

Here I will leave the cat, friends who pass by can pet it and give it a thumbs up
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　　　 　　| 　_　 _ l
　 　　 　／` ミ＿xノ
　　 　 /　　　 　 |
　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ
　 　 │　　|　|　|
　／￣|　　 |　|　|
　| (￣ヽ＿_ヽ_)__)
　＼二つ

The only game where my car is better at doing flips than I am at scoring goals. 10/10, would miss an open net again while trying to look cool.