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Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.
I invited him to my house for a siege lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Don't trust this guy!
WEL IT MAEN TOMORWO IS VELANTINES DAEY! And alltho I am a current Gay-Ming playing roblox ragdoll simulator (to be a gentleman and find quite the variety of baddies {any girls who read this do dm, i am different from the other gentlemen} pls), I would like for you to GET NAENAED ON AS I PROVE THAT I HAVE BADDIES AND YOU DONT!
Okay, maybe yo ucaufght me in thea ct. I don't have a few baddies...I actually have many! Though, still a gentleman, I must say to you that I quite respect your decision to fail at getting ♥♥♥♥♥. But fear not my friend, maybe I will spare you some internet coochie if I am feeling generous! Haha (Dear women, I am generous, I just act like this as a joke do dm me please @Gamerguy32).
Happy New Year !
Like this song if you like v a g i n a s
I like v a g i n a s!
I also like v a g i n a s
Watching p o r n, watching p o r n
Blowing on my d i c k like a basset horn
J i z z on your mom like a snowstorm
I've been f u c k i n g b i t c h e s since I was a newborn
Row, row, row, row, row your boat
Lil Barnacle is the f u c k i n g GOAT
I take a s h i t and then it floats
My j i z z lookin' like some cream cheese toast
I like Elmo 'cause he's red
I do not like whole wheat bread
I don't want to go to bed
Bald tires they have no tread
A, B, C, D, E, F, Gilly
H, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, puppy
Q, r, s, t, u, v a g i n a
W, x, y and a zebra
Condom on my d i c k lookin' like a Tic Tac
Got some lotion, rub it on my ballsack
Eat her a s s, like a flapjack
In the whip, bumping Nickelback
Yeah, I like p o r n
I like p o r n, I like p o r n
I like p o r n, I like p o r n
I like p o r n, it makes my d i c k hard
It makes my d i c k hard
It makes my d i c k hard
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