So you're going by "Caden418" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a Corvette. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

+rep Killing machine

this guy is poor.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.
four ruffians break into my house. "what the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smooth-bore and nails the neighbors dog.
I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot,
"tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds the two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Just as the founding fathers intended.

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