I'm going to turn your skin into a glove to masturbate with

This dude tried to kiss me outside of Coles, tried showing off his steam profile on a slip of paper and boasted about how "based" and "red peel" he is.

Please stop following my little sister around. She's 11.

-rep After a good game in dota 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house the police shortly followed, turned out he was on the sex offenders register and not allowed near kids luckily the cops rocked up. Don't trust this guy.

My Dad beats me FeelsBadMan My Mom beats me FeelsBadMan My Brother beats me FeelsBadMan My Sister beats me FeelsBadMan My Grandfather beats me FeelsBadMan My Grandmother beats me FeelsBadMan My Neighbor beats me FeelsBadMan My Dog beats me FeelsBadMan My Uncle beats me FeelsBadMan My Teacher beats me FeelsBadMan Literally EVERYONE beats me FeelsBadMan But At least I feel safe with YOU, because YOU can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan <3

Hey bro! I saw you in a Counter Strike: Global Offensive game as of recent and just wanted to know if you'd be down for a date? Nothing serious or anything, I just haven't any friends at the moment and am considering killing myself! :)

☻*internal rage consumes me*
☻*i am dead inside i want to die but cant find the courage*
☻*i enjoy looking at pictures of dead people*