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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something
stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow
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Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
(Unknown source)
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Jayne: "All them years of priest training, taken out by one bounty hunter."
Book: "Don't get me wrong, I gave him a hell of a fight."
Jayne: "Epic, I'm guessing."
Book: "There'll be poems and songs, just you wait."
Jayne: "At least you got some play. I missed every damn thing."
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Lois: Peter, why would they make you president?
Peter: Probably because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second. [makes a loud, yelping sound that resembles a dog bark]
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
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Leave no stone unturned.
-- Euripides
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