"You Are Not a middle class gut . You Are a Dreamer a achiever. You Are the Definition of What this world is really for. An happy fun live"
—J.B.

"Purify the sanctified diaper man with sanitizer you don't know pure pure pure power"
—D.A.

"I am here to find the one who dislikes videos that have 100% likes he is the balancer and he's a great and powerful cyber warrior that has never been defeated if you see his comments please alert me for I am his greatest enemy"
—N.M.

"obi wan he talk her elsa . where vader he is . obi wan , elsa , anakin turn dark side. elsa' you wrong how say that. obi wan ; incuding war palpatine is lord that looking us.
elsa i do bevilng that obi wan ' i must find him. elsa ; you kill anakin.
obi wan ' anakin ist father is he .
im so sorry."
—P.A.

"It's like a talk show And it happened that I'm drivin(tripping a little) And my fellow nutz left me for I tried to avenge my self for I was attacked daily by taller crack man.. I was sure that he blocked my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by unknown material thus makes me uncomfortably seeks a place to ease my rectal load... In that case I accused the inferior nutz for I thought he left his reproductive covering With heinous human secretions in a white plasctique bag(caused me c10x2 for I doubled it for the biohazardous material. Is truly unpleasant..)"
—R.D.

"This melody I have played it on my flauta in the mountains of the sacred extraterrestrial stones in the center of Germany, on the highest mountain, of gneiss and granite Mont Blanc, of France, besides the gneiss menhirs of the lac de Neuchatel in Switzerland, under the lava mount Vesuvio of Italia, besides the cathedral of Pisa at full moon, in southern Itañlia just before some wild storms broke loose...on the sacred quartzy limestone hills of the holy waters in Provence, in front of the cathedral of St Maxime de St Baume with the grave of Maria Magdalena, on the huge empty beaches of the Languedoc Roussillon in November,
at the wild cap des Pyrenees during hurricane force winterwinds and finally on the metamorphic quartz calcite cliffs of Sitges in Spain at sunrise.
So some hundreds or even thousands of kilometers this melody carried me so far...
thank you for this beautiful music"
—S.J.

"if not not a norwegian pleace come here visit the deep forest on Telemark...... i promise u u start to belive"
—T.K.

"he said I go bartender counter put my penis on counter off on off on off"
—A.V.

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to ♥♥♥♥ a farting woman when every ♥♥♥♥ drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”
—James Joyce