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The 1.0 update for Satisfactory and the 2.0 update for Factorio prove that gamers WANT to work in a factory!

The best way to get "chuds" away from your game isn't for losers on Twitter to talk about "media literacy", it was to force PSN account linkage. Having a community manager admit that they also want to force linkage so Arrowhead doesn't have to wait for Valve to action bans also shows that Arrowhead is complicit with Sony's vision to make Steam users abide by their awful PSN policies. The fact the PSN isn't available in so many countries and is prone to so many data breaches that have resulted in doxes is just the cherry on top. Sony should stick to publishing their games on Playstation only.

Pros:
+ I played this for far longer than I should have
+ No loud annoying leaf blower sound
+ Adds enough variety to keep the game interesting
+ Allows certain processes to be automated
+ Major monthly updates, dev team clearly cares about leaf blowing
+ Great community full of guides, fanart, and music recommendations
+ Free
Cons:
- I played this for far longer than I should have
- VIRTUAL LEAF BLOWING SIMULATOR
? No audio, bring your own leaf blowing playlist (Hard to call it a con)
- Sets a fraudulent standard that actual leaf blowing should be as fun as the game
- You might get less fun Idle Games in your rec feed ( Fix )

Final Score:
3/100 Hours spent playing, I REALLY played this for far longer than I should have

Pros:
+ Interesting puzzles
+ Bullet-hell final boss
+ Game is about starting a harem of demon girls
+ 9 demon girls + 1 angel = 10 levels, short
+ Jojo skeltons
+ Great artstyle
+ With the exception of audio, everything is done by one Polish dude
+ Easy to 100% achievements
+ Free*
+ * $10 for the artbook and pancake recipe (fair)

Cons:
- Unsuccessful with the demonophobic audience
- Music isn't memorable, but it serves its purpose
- Because it features a harem of girls, all discussion can be quarantine into "best girl" arguments

Final Score:
Lucifer/10, wonder what DLC would look like.

Pros:
+ A cheat menu that still lets you get 100% achievements
+ A WWE Titantron video
+ Filled to the brim with easter eggs
+ GTA IV Frogger Minigame
+ Nonogram Puzzle Minigame
+ Pokemon Romhack Minigame
+ Very short (lol)
+ Free
Cons:
- It's a game about a youtuber/streamer, very cringe
- Glueman fight is tedious
- Byeah boss fight can be cheesed
- If you don't watch Jerma, all of the references will go over your head
- Needed more references, will wait for DLC
- Needed a final boss fight with STAR_/Comcast or Cox/Twitch Chat

Final Score:
1/1.85 GB, please optimize in future.

Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb ♥♥♥♥ cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man?

Wished there was a counter for pantsu but alright.

Unrealistic Jumping Simulator taught to crouch weirdly.