Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to
make it complex and wonderful.
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Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
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Mike: "The Fourth Dimension is a shambles?"
Bernie: "Nobody ever empties the ashtrays. People are SO inconsiderate."
-- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury"
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On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
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For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do.
-- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul)
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It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
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There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
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Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
-- Euripides
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Merry Christmas