gimme the clams or I'll swooce my way in

crashed my cheesecake into your porch

chickencabra w/glow in the frog

do u mind if i place/store these beanbags in the hotel hot tub?

never tuck ur wiring harness in at night

the celestial bean stalk has once again sprouted

spoon and ladle, brother

midnight marinara followed by maple syrup misting

► d o d did im g r a n dpa? ✓ ☹😟

Merry Christmas Data!

Merry Christmas Data!

It’s DICKcember🎅🏻🍆So pray🙏🏻that Father COCKmas😩will ♥♥♥💦down your chimney on DICKCEMBER 25📅Send this to TWENTY2️⃣0️⃣of your biggest booty friends👅Get FIVE5️⃣back and get a big booty🍑Get TEN🔟back and get a Christmas tree dildo🎄Get FIFTEEN1️⃣5️⃣back And get a FESTIVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👉🏻👌🏻Get ALL TWENTY2️⃣0️⃣back and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by FATHER COCKMAS on his SLEIGH OF WONDERS🎅🏻😩💦Merry HOEmas😩💦‼️

Amen

Praise Umbasa every night before bed

10:27 AM - mommy: dip your ♥♥♥♥ in spaghetti and run at them like a mad man
10:27 AM - mommy: get in their heads!

poo

please gentrify my neighborhood, the illegals are amassing outside our vegetable garden!! NEED URGENT ASSISTANCE!!!!!

Data Krupa Moderator May 16, 2016 @ 8:36pm
word on the street is that tsunderererer hikikimorerererere has the 2 alien narutos handing out all of your hard earned cummies

epic

I was once called gay but I questioned why coz I have never kissed a girl

whats the name of the greasy piece you're sliding around in? I gotta get the number to that skillet!!

Data Krupa May 16, 2016 @ 7:31pm
i've killed more ♥♥♥♥♥ than cervical cancer

huh wow

dirt in the ♥♥♥♥ functional

I like to lick the shafts of men while they sleep, arousing their ♥♥♥♥ until they are ready to burst. Then i fiddle the balls until they are as blue as my Aunt's blue waffled ♥♥♥♥♥. Then I enjoy staring from a distant tree, to watch as the prey wakes up, their balls and shaft sore from the popsicle licking that i gave them that following night, and as they cry in pain, I rub my crotch with coco butter, to stimulate me over the miserable pain that my target suffers through. What I'm trying to say is, keep one eye open when ya sleep tonight, ya dirty ♥♥♥♥.

shlep around about

better get the slug salt

Is that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slimer

More like 5, ya don't hafta join. ur shakin ur quakers over spilled clam purée

you have like 70 of them LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Join my ♥♥♥♥ post grop 💋👙👠

booty declined, not a sound business venture.

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no more space missions in battlefront

r u faba bean

speed racer

i am a painter i have a paint can and brush repost this to 10 other profiles or i will sneak into your room tonight and paint everything an unpleasant color

my room mate fries cabbage and it smells bad

cabbage

toke boat

glad u dropped by

yo nathong how u doun

I'm not saying the U.S. government was involved, but the U.S. government was involved.

- sent from my google glasses

who wants a pizzaroll?

♥♥♥♥ I didn't know this was the parade for those types

clowns

are you a cold fish, boy?

I still don't get it.