Hey there, I'm a professional procrastinator and part-time gamer, with a PhD in memes and a black belt in pizza eating. I like long walks on the beach, as long as there's a charging port nearby for my phone. When I'm not gaming, you can find me binge-watching Netflix, scrolling through Reddit, or pretending to work. If you want to join me on my quest for virtual domination, add me and let's game together! Warning: I may accidentally kill you with my terrible aim, but at least we'll have a good laugh about it.