This absolute stone cold pimp came up to me and broke every bone in my leg with one punch and then stole my wife from me. I cant even be mad because he makes her happy and that is something I could never do for her. When I see the bottom of my 8th beer bottle every night I like to imagine my ex wife smiling and that thought usually helps me cry myself to sleep reminiscing when I hadn't met him.

This absolute stone cold pimp came up to me and broke every bone in my leg with one punch and then stole my wife from me. I cant even be mad because he makes her happy and that is something I could never do for her. When I see the bottom of my 8th beer bottle every night I like to imagine my ex wife smiling and that thought usually helps me cry myself to sleep reminiscing when I hadn't met him.

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