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👽 ⚡ 🎄 💗 ⚡ 🚘 🌸 🐟 🚕 🌳 🏀 🌏 🐊 📒 🔋 🏓
One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quiet
when well oiled.
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.
🕺 🎁 🥞 🍇 🥒 💄 🌂 📘 🎍 💛 ⛳ 👔 🏓 📀 🍆 🚙
🐳🐛👹📀🌂 |creating, in the New Year?| ⛳🚘💗🌽🥒🎽🍆🚙