DId you know that SPAM is made from piggies? Well it is. Here's a Haiku about SPAM. Click 'View more info' and enjoy.

Spam, a haiku

The color of Spam
Is natural as the sky:
A block of sunrise
Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says
Angioplasty
Pink porky temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian