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I'd never cry if I did find
A blue whale in my soup...
Nor would I mind a porcupine
Inside a chicken coop.
Yes life is fine when things combine,
Like ham in beef chow mein...
But lord, this time I think I mind,
They've put acid in my rain.
--- Milo Bloom
Whether you can hear it or not,
The Universe is laughing behind your back.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
My pen is at the bottom of a page,
Which, being finished, here the story
🍖 -- 🚘 -- ⛳ -- 🚗 -- 📒 -- 👽 -- 🚕 -- 🌋 -- 🕺 -- 💙 -- 💛 -- 🏓 -- 🌳 -- 🌽 -- 💚
Прости мне тоже это
отправили. Отправь 20
людям и через 15 мин тебе
позвонит любимый(ая), а
если не отправишь, то
умрет твоя мама. Один
мальчик не поверил и через
99 дней умерла мама