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🧍🏻‍♀️ Mariah 29 Nov, 2018 @ 4:05am 
Hell Money:
Mulder: How many dishes do you have to break before your boss
tosses you in an oven?
Scully: So now we're chasing ghosts?
Mulder: Who ya gonna call?
Scully: Are you saying that the ancestral spirits pushed
Johnny Low into the oven and turned on the gas?
Mulder: Well, it would teach him to respect his elders,
wouldn't it?

"The X-Files: Hell Money"

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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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'If you sow dragons' teeth, you should get dragons. Not fighting skeletons. What did it say on the packet?'
'I don't know! The myth never said anything about them coming in a packet!'
'Should have said "Comes up Dragons" on the packet.'
(Interesting Times)

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Peter: Lois, the bar has been taken over by a bunch of lousy, limey, no-good, tea-sucking British bastards.
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