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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 11:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 1:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 6:30am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:25pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 10:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 7:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 10:57am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:19pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:11pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:58pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:00pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 11:16pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:23pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:31pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 11:02am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:41pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:56pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:22pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:55am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:06pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2024 @ 10:58am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:18am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 3:50pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 10:13am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:03pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:11pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:03pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:57am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:46pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:30pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:47am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 11:03am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 8:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:02pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:57am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:51am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:18am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:13pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 1:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:06pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:57am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:03pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:02am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:06pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:48am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:05am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 5:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:49am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 5:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:56pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:51am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:18am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:01pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:47am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:25pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 5:09pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 1:46pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:30am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 11:05am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:02pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:14pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 7:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:42pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 6:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:01am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:29am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 9:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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