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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 11:53pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 11:11pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 7:34pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 2:08am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 5:51pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 5:58pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 4:23am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 11:15pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 4:18am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 9:51pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 12:51am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 13 May, 2020 @ 7:25pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 6:37pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 12:51am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 7:40pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 5:56pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 12:51am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 5:15am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 8:50am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 7:05am



Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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