Roof campers

Don't you just love it when you are ♥♥♥♥♥ running down the beach and "BOOM Headshot because there are little P*SSYS that just love to RoofCamp little friendly innocent Nakeds" yeah me too!


The 5 Year olds

Don't you just want to give these 5 years a hug that was a little too tight, well me too, when those little pieces of sh*ts see you go into your base with some type of weapon "5 Years olds: knock, knock, knock HELLO knock, knock, knock HELLOOOOOOOOO i know your in there, could i please have a tool pleeeeeease!" "Every average person in Rust: BRO STFU ITS RUST NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A F*CKING TOOL GET IT YOURSELF B*TCH!"


Pump Slugs

Don't you just love when you almost to outpost while farming roads and you hit your last Barrel and start running to Outpost and BOOM Tik BOOM Crunch and he emerges out of the bush takes your loot and leaves. Yep Me too

The Zergs

Don't you just love to just spawn 2 days into wipe and you see a massive Base, Compound, and China Wall it great i know and then you try to leave the Area and turret goes Beep Boop Boom Crunch, Yep Me too


Grubs/Rats

Don't you just love when you getting raided and this random bow kid kills you and take over everything! YEP ME TOO