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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:40am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 2:27am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 7:39am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 12:10pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 10:55am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 7:10am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 4:56am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 10:21am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 8:07am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 3:58am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 11:53am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 11:32am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 7:33am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:38am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 3:42am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 11:31am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 8:21am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2017 @ 12:05pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2017 @ 8:05am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 6:32am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 3:32am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 10:51am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 8:55am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 4:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 9:05am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 11:38am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 4:13pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2019 @ 11:07am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2017 @ 11:32am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 10:11am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2017 @ 4:21pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2019 @ 7:30am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 2:55am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 4:25am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 2:28am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 7:27am



Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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