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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 6:55am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2014 @ 12:56am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2014 @ 7:10am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 2:03am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 1:05am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 5:52am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 6:51am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2014 @ 2:47am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 11:56am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 6:53am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2014 @ 4:35am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2015 @ 7:31am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2014 @ 7:01am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 12:28am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 5:10am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2014 @ 6:50am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 4:31am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2014 @ 2:24am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 12:37pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2014 @ 7:04am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2014 @ 6:26am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:21pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2014 @ 7:02am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2017 @ 11:13am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 4:51am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2015 @ 5:30am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 4:24am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 11:51am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 1:17am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2014 @ 6:28am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2014 @ 2:07am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 12:01pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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