Alas, poor Yorick; you have accidentally stumbled across the Steam profile of Luke the Damn Brit!

Quick! Leave this Godforsaken place before it is too late!

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You’ve not made a mistake, you say? But…how can that be so? Why would you subject yourself to this torment? Do I need to make explicit the horror, the malevolence, or the sheer depravity of it?

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I am not one of those edgy teenagers with that distinct lack of character or emotion, so they can prove their-...
I dunno, maturity or how "cool" they are. I like people. I speak with more than one tone and actually have a sense of humour.
Unlike some of you... mostly Americans.

If you're going to be dry, edgy and unpleasant because you
think the world revolves around you, I won't be your friend!
(Edgy) But simply because I won't think you're pleasant to talk to really...