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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:10pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:28pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 10:02pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 9:21pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 11:24pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:13pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 11:21pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:15pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:16pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 10:16pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:23pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:25pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:04pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:49pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 10:20pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 10:46pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 11:19pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:13pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 9:23pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 12:19am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 10:32pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 12:00am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 11:49pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 10:52pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:41am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 9:28pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 9:48pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 10:13pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 10:17pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 6:18pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:00pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:32pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:27pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 7:33pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:56am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:09pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:32pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 9:18pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 9:58pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 11:31pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2020 @ 11:29pm