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I played this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grandiose game for ~20 hours non-stop from 12/31/2022 to 01/01/2023. I thought I was in and out, a 15 minute adventure, but the developer of this digital CRACK decided otherwise. Although on the other hand, it's probably better to spend the new year inside the game than in the company of yourself realizing the depth of your own loneliness that you yourself have created.

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This is the first game that was pulled by my video card, but my reading skills don't. My skill was 5, and it took 20 to complete the tutorial. Even though I got two sixes, 5+6+6=17, which was still less than 20, so I got a debuff like "Uneducated" before I even entered the game.

Then I got up with a hangover (in game as well), gathered my thoughts and started packing, got dressed and, knowing there would be ladies in a decent establishment like this (Anyway, the esteemed hereditary bedbug and his business partner cockroach told me so, and who am I to argue with more adequate creatures than me?), decided to wear a nice tie hanging from a spinning fan as if I wanted to hang myself or catch an autoerotic asphyxiation orgasm yesterday. I had enough of a collected mind to turn off the fan, but by inertia I decided to turn on the lights as well...

Well, that was my deadly mistake, because the light hit my dried out body with the force and dexterity of a 1, and burned my brain from the inside out. The doctors said I died of a heart attack, but we all know I died of CrInGe caused by my weaknes.

20 reading skills out of a possible 10, game of the century.

I don't understand what to do.
There's no tutorial in the game, it's too complicated for me.
The game is something like Anno1800, maybe the tutorial to borrow from there?

After only an hour of playing this grind simulator, I don't want to run it anymore. I had enough for one and a half ships, and since I realized that I should not wait for the story here, I decided to return the money for THIS.

If you like GRIND, buy it, otherwise, wait until they bring at least some gameplay. By the way, the price is 5 times higher than adequate for such an INDY game in early access.

This isn't Death Stranding, where the grind is part of the story, showing the boredom of being a delivery boy. It's not RDR2, which just tries to explain why there was so much robbery and gangs in the Wild West, because legal earnings were extremely unprofitable. This is not Cyberpunk 2077, where the grind is optional. This is not The Witcher 3, where every side quest has its own heartfelt story...

No! It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grind for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grind's sake. And for some reason I'm left with the aftertaste of Chinese rice and a taken away cat waifu that I MUST get back for $1.2 billion.

Good luck to all, I hope the party will be pleased with you, and the great jade rod will light your way.
+150 social credit to everyone who likes this review.
+cat waifu will be given for a comment (delivery time for a cat waifu can vary from 7 to 1e7 space business days)

RUST + DOTA = mediocre MMO

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На удивление, в одиночку играть в это pi3дец как страшно D:

За 2 тысячи кровных вы не получаете всех дополнений...

Ну... такое...