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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 7:29pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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