Hey wgg(dwi), I'm a guy gamer.

No I'm not fat. No I won't give you a backrub. No I'm not ugly. No I don't go out with girl gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes my girlfriend is a bit of a hipster, so what? No I won't show you my dick, so don't fucking ask.

And finally.

Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as women.

Deal w/ it.