I'm so much better than all of you at everything. None of you will amount to anything while I'm #1 at literally everything. You should all really do some self-evaluation and ask yourselves, "How did I end up in this situation?" You probably had hopes, dreams, aspirations, and goals. However, you still are the biggest sacks of ♥♥♥♥ I have ever seen. Work on yourselves, think to yourself, "Man, how can I be like Geico, he's so hot, awesome, and swag." Then and ONLY then, will you find the secrets to our reality on how to become ultimately swag.