We are Tuna Fish Wildlife Protectors.

I remeber years ago i had a tuna , his name was dave. Dave was a funny lil fish who liked to swim and swim until the day of the accident.

A cunt called ethan appeared at my house and asked to see dave. As i knew dave was a socialble chap i let ethan in.

15 minutes later i went to go offer
The lads a brew when i saw it i can never forget...

Dave was out of his tank and was floppin around on the floor , i shrieked and ran over to dave only to discover ethans pants on the floor. Looking up he was stood there nude.

"YOU FISH FUCKER!" I screamed as i charged towards ethan. He stood there with his greasy black hair smiling. I drove my kitchen knife right through his heart and instantly went to see dave.

I picked him up and drove towards to hospital as fast as i could. The doctors said it was too late and dave would never be the same since.

We need to save the tuna and make sure accidents like this dont happen again.

WE ARE TUNA WILD FISH PROTECTORS , HEAR US RAWR!


Tunak tunak tun song!

(Story by: WoodBendar)



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