Tits and Guns; The two best ways to get yourself perished

Tired of being gunned down by unattractive cavemen, or worse yet, bludgeoned to death by smelly zombies that you could swear must have spawned out of an unsupervised orifice because that would be the only plausible explanation?

Tired of staring up the barrel because you have nothing better to look at before you catch a slight case of death?

Well, fret no more, because we have tits and guns, guaranteed to make your last moment on earth something worth dying for. (and raise your stats in L4D2)

So join us! No tits are too small! (you can compensate with the size of your gun)