Stay sexy, my friends.

The three commandments of the Sexy Pirates:

I. Do not harm others, as they may harm you.
II. Always surrender when all hope is lost.
III. Play your music proudly and let all hearts be touched by it.

RANKS: (Highest to lowest)

-SEXY PIRATE LEGEND

-Bill Cosbotron (Gimpy Walrus)
-Overlord
-Chef Boyardee
-Basil Stewart
-Not-quite-Chef Boyardee
-Stephen Hawkings
-Diabeetus Guy

-Stamp Collecter
-Holocaust Survivor
-Crummy Crustation (Meckalemon)
-Bog Mummy
-Stem Cell Salesman ({HX} albertc)
-Piss Lips (Crunchy Tacos) (Captain America)
-Hippie

-Naughty Wizard
-Dunce
-Super Dunce
-Pepto-Bismol Addict
-Hobo
-Tumorous Unicorn
-Shunned