Welcome Papas

Hello my name is Jordan and yesterday I pick up comic from old man, he say comic cursed, he give it to me for free, so I get free scooby doo, I come home and lock door ready to masturbate to shaggys lean physique but when I turn page I see scooby doo have black eyes and he talk to me, say “roo rill die ren” And then I get scared but I keep reading, how know name? Maybe old man play mean prank on me; I turn pages more then there should be and I see Velma decapitated with HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD on a Scooby snack, then later daphne is running from scooby now- I forget why I was so scared, but scooby catch her and chew her up, it was so detailed it was scary, and then Fred was holed up in a place with trap but then scooby break through wall and bite neck for more HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD to appear; honestly really good artists to pull this off... but then all was left was shaggy, scooby go to beach and shaggy let down costume revealing his muscular bod, I was so horny was unreal but I couldn’t jerk off now, scooby suddenly stood up on his back legs like a person and grinned saying “Heh, so rits rinally come to ris, rome raggy, Ret us end this” Suddenly a creepy circle appeared around his neck, and a sash and pants, shaggys hair suddenly turned white “Like, I couldn’t agree more man” and they had such an epic fight, but with one Scooby snack smack and a ultimate kamehameha wave, Scooby was done for “Rell raggy, you are officially stronger rhen a rod of destruction, bleh” and shaggy crushed his neck with his thicc foot, “Like was there ever any doubt man!” Blood spurred anywhere, then shaggy turned to me “Like you’re next man” and now I’m holed up in my closet waiting for shaggys thicc arms to suffocate me, please whatever you do don’t read this comic, I can’t show screenshots because I incinerated it but please believe me it’s it worth it! My mom and sister and pet dog and my oatmeal are all dead.