A Place for Hippos to Unite in the Face of the Ultimate Danger, Gogolos.

Gogolos threaten our existence. Every step is a tentative one, the thought of the heathen plaguing our minds. We can't run, we can't hide. We can only diarrhea. Here, at THS headquarters, we are able to do this in peace. PLEASE - JOIN US IN MOURNING THOSE WHO WERE CAUGHT TO THE GOGOLOS. MEMBERS WHO COULD NOT DIARRHEA IN TIME. It is okay to cry, to fart, to weep in sympathy. It is only natural. Please, if you are a real hippo, donate here:
{LINK ENTFERNT}http://tinyurl.com/oosonxm - A minimum of a mandatory 15,000 drachmas please.
Thanks,
FjesFjes - HippoSquad Relief CoFounder