8:19 PM - ahc | mousse: I'm black and horny
8:19 PM - ahc | mousse: Cum fuck me!
8:19 PM - ahc | Midge: i know
8:19 PM - ahc | Midge: xxxhornysluts.gov
8:20 PM - ahc | mousse: ".gov"
8:20 PM - ahc | Midge: ye
8:20 PM - ahc | mousse: Gtfo nigga I know its a trap
8:20 PM - ahc | Midge: just give in
8:20 PM - ahc | Midge: it's ok
8:21 PM - ahc | mousse: I can't I have enough child porn safely stashed already. I can't give in now.
8:21 PM - ahc | Midge: sharing
8:21 PM - ahc | Midge: is caring
8:21 PM - ahc | mousse: I've come so far, I won't give in!
8:21 PM - ahc | Midge: you mean cum
8:21 PM - ahc | mousse: 16 GB of child porn.
8:21 PM - ahc | mousse: Don't do this to me!
8:22 PM - ahc | Midge: man, my folder only has 10gb
8:22 PM - ahc | mousse: Midge please!
8:22 PM - ahc | mousse: I beg you.
8:22 PM - ahc | Midge: then i have 32gb of horse porn
8:22 PM - ahc | mousse: Stopppppp
8:22 PM - ahc | mousse: My porn is too valuable for this.
8:22 PM - ahc | Midge: mesohorsey.gov
8:22 PM - ahc | mousse: No please!
8:22 PM - ahc | mousse: Another trap!
8:22 PM - ahc | Midge: you like traps?
8:23 PM - ahc | Midge: moartraps.gov
8:23 PM - ahc | mousse: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
8:23 PM - ahc | mousse: PLSSSSSSSSSS
8:23 PM - ahc | mousse: SPARE MY EYES THE HORROR
8:23 PM - ahc | Midge: so, like
8:23 PM - ahc | Midge: gore and shit?
8:23 PM - ahc | mousse: No plz
8:23 PM - ahc | Midge: how many fetishes do you have
8:23 PM - ahc | Midge: i only have so many .gov links
8:24 PM - ahc | mousse: 1
8:24 PM - ahc | mousse: stockings
8:24 PM - ahc | Midge: hoho ye
8:24 PM - ahc | Midge: real talk
8:24 PM - ahc | mousse: dnt lie
8:24 PM - ahc | Midge: that shit is fucking hot
8:24 PM - ahc | mousse: u do 2
8:25 PM - ahc | mousse: I hve child prn w/ stokingz.
8:25 PM - ahc | mousse: $6.99 each
8:25 PM - ahc | Midge: i only have $10
8:25 PM - ahc | mousse: I can give super special discount.
8:26 PM - ahc | mousse: If you bl0w me
8:26 PM - ahc | Midge: are there any .gov links?
8:26 PM - ahc | mousse: Discountnotatrapsite.gov
8:26 PM - ahc | Midge: i see
8:27 PM - ahc | mousse: l0l nub you got tricked
8:27 PM - ahc | mousse: Da feds cummings for u
8:27 PM - ahc | Midge: NO
8:28 PM - ahc | Midge: MY
8:28 PM - ahc | Midge: STOCKING TRAP CHILD GORE HORSE PORN FOLDER
8:28 PM - ahc | mousse: dis nigga
8:28 PM - ahc | mousse: he just got c0rned
8:29 PM - ahc | mousse: I'm going to sleep. Gl with the feds you failure.
8:29 PM - ahc | mousse: Told you .gov = trap!
8:29 PM - ahc | Midge: not the
8:29 PM - ahc | Midge: thisisatrapsite.gov
8:29 PM - ahc | mousse: Wow is that a .gov site with a not before trap?
8:30 PM - ahc | mousse: I think that site is legit!
8:30 PM - ahc | Midge: holy shit
8:30 PM - ahc | mousse: OH SHIT ITS A FUCKIG TRAP!
8:30 PM - ahc | mousse: WHY
8:30 PM - ahc | Midge: SAY GOODBYE
8:30 PM - ahc | Midge: TO YOUR CHILD STOCKING PORN COLLECTION
8:30 PM - ahc | mousse: MY CHILD PORN STASH WAS LARGE AND YOU DID THIS TO ME
8:30 PM - ahc | Midge: brb, feds are here
8:30 PM - ahc | mousse: oh better answer the door dude
8:31 PM - ahc | mousse: feds don't joke around
8:31 PM - ahc | mousse: what did they OH FUCK A FUCKING HELICOPTER IS SHOOTING MY HOUSE DOWN
8:31 PM - ahc | mousse: HELSNNDJAJAKACKKCKCCKCKCKAJDJCCJSJCKCJVJCVJCJSJC
8:31 PM - ahc | mousse: *dead*
8:31 PM - ahc | Midge: The feds are now here.
8:32 PM - ahc | Midge: We're tracking down all IP addresses and capping yo asses niggaaaaaaaaaa?
8:32 PM - ahc | mousse: Don't worry. This is Alpha-2.
8:32 PM - ahc | mousse: The target has been taken care of.
8:32 PM - ahc | Midge: Whoa, I took a look in his folder.
8:32 PM - ahc | Midge: This is some hot shit.
8:32 PM - ahc | mousse: The child porn is secured.
8:33 PM - ahc | mousse: Sir don't let the department know about this operation. I'm keeping this porn.
8:33 PM - ahc | Midge: Roger, Delta-6 out.
8:33 PM - ahc | mousse: Alpha-2 over and out.