clan BIG

clan BIG: an elite cadre of Team Fortress 2 warriors skilled in the arts of small unit tactics, explosives and the mass consumption of bacon.

Founded by BIG BLOB CHINNY and BIG CHUNKY CHARLIE (combined weight 1054 lbs.) clan BIG is open to all TF2 players who meet the minimum weight requirement of 450 lbs. and the minimum skill threshold of "elite".

clan BIG has many skinny allies who are encouraged to join this group. Although not full members until proof of massive weight gain, friends of clan BIG are known as "ACOLYTES OF CHIN" and are a valuable asset in our continued battle against the unskilled horde of TF2 players and against all low-calorie foods in general. If you wish to be an ACOLYTE OF CHIN just add "BIG" to your name in-game.

If you are down with clan BIG then it's your right and duty to shoutout "clan BIG" after your team wins a round in TF2. If you are playing particularly well you can throw a shoutout to any deceased comrades, your recent charity work, or whatever greasy food you just consumed.

Some notable facts about clan BIG:

- Members of clan BIG ride around in a limousine
- clan BIG often volunteers with the children of fatherless families, and their mothers
- clan BIG is the #1 ranked clan in South Argentina
- clan BIG does not use voicechat because we are too busy eating while we play
- Sponsored by numerous Fortune 500 companies
- All around the best looking, best dressed, heaviest, most skilled clan in the game
- We gain clout as our fame sprouts and thus always shout "clan BIG" after a victory