I ain't gettin' on no boat!

In 1969, a crack zombie slaying internet gaming unit was banned from ARPANET for a hacking and phishing scam they didn't commit. These men promptly found new IP addresses and escaped to the internet and forum underground. Today, still wanted by over seventy six countries, they survive as soldiers of FPSes. If you can't handle expert mode, if nubs are ruining your ♥♥♥♥, and if you can look them up, maybe you can invite

The Eteam

Starring:
Chaos "NAPOLEAN BABIN" Johnson
Sheriff "Tank Burger" Smith
Smurf "Sweet Lincoln's BLARG" Williams
Popadopolis "PCP Man" Anderson

Guest-Starring:
Wulf "Throwing a Molotov" Alexander
Spleen "Big Money" Stevenson
and also Toes and Shots