Listen maggots! I am General Matheus! You will speak only when spoken to! Understand? I'll make this short and simple! Join our new group: World War 3. There are rankings: Rank 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. To progress in ranks, you must earn achievements.

Rank 1: Newbie
Rank 2: Gettin' it.
Rank 3: Almost there!
Rank 4: Gunman.
Rank 5: Yoda. A master at war.

Achievements:

Rank 1: Join the group.
Rank 2: Be a member for 2 weeks.
Have 5 friends on your friends list.
Rank 3: Have at least 3 games.
Have milestone 1 for all classes on TF2. (required for TF2 owners)
Kill 50 enemies in any game.
Rank 4: Be a member for 3 months.
Have milestone 2 for all classes on TF2. (required for TF2 owners)
Rank 5: Be a friend with someone who has the Golden Wrench on TF2.
Have milestone 3 for all classes on TF2. (required for TF2 owners)