Brothers, today was the day the mighty De-rank Squad have fallen. The ball-clenchingly close match of Counter Strike has finally proven our family to be not the best in the world, as was believed by many adoring fans. The brave soldiers who entered the battle; Dispora, Adam, Coolermark and the newest recruit, Mr. Apocalypto died in vain as their fierce efforts were not enough to stop the counter-terrorists. They will never be forgotten and will be looked upon as heroes for generations to come. There will be a minute of silence held for them at 4:20pm on Tuesday.
May the Great Lord Gaben have mercy on their souls.