Welcome! You are among the very first members of #TeamBundy. To thank you for being such early-adopters, and as a reward for those who share the same vision of the future as we do, our very own †Bundy† has offered 1 bud to whoever adds him first and sends the following message, exactly as shown:

"Greetings, m'lady, forsooth you can appercieve the preponderance of this memorandum?"

Copy+Pasting will result in a disqualification from the contest. How do we know? We're #TeamBundy, and we know everything. We hope you understand, as our 1 bud free prize can't go around to just anyone.