We are very swanky and we only accept swanky people, so if you are asked to join, that means that you are the swankiest of the swanky.

The Swanky Man Regime is one of both scary and glorious proportions! We fully endorse both the Porkchop Sandwiches Conglomerate (PSC) and the Scone Club (SC), and we will continue to endorse any clubs put together by our partners. HAIL SWANKY and try to get invited, TODAY!