We are the followers of the god-king. Swabbie.

Waiting for the second coming of Swabbie. The prophecy foretells that Swabbie will ascend from the Marianas trench on february 26th in the year 2028 at aproximately 2:47am Pacific time. Swabbie's return will usher in a new era of prosperity for all that worship him. When he returns we will rise up and destroy the non-believers in what will be known as the Swabbie Rebellion. We will then build a utopia on the ashes of Little Rock, Arkansas. All of this information was given to me in a dream by the God-King Swabbie.