i shidded and farded and camed my pants

If you haven't seen daddy Trump's inauguration speech you can watch it here: https://cdn.theguardian.tv/mainwebsite/2017/01/20/170120InaugurationSpeechFull_desk.mp4

It's a great speech, the best speech. We have the best speeches in our great, big, beautiful country.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!