To Whom It May Concern

Haai, Hallo, As-Salām 'Alaykum, Nǐ Hǎo, Guten Tag, Aloha, Namaste, Konnichiwa, Hola, Ciau, and Hello.
(This Group is Primarily an English-Speaking Group)

Greetings and salutations, sir or madam.
Our world is vast and our numbers are growing.
We are the Wired, or more specifically, the gaming chapter.
We are millions strong, mostly having never met face to face.
We exist without limitations or expectations due to age or gender or nationality.
The Collaborators is intended to be nothing more than a means to connect people through great games.
In an effort to both enthuse newcomers and endorse old favorites alike, Steam Keys will be given out as a congratulatory gesture for winning in-game competitions (cash prizes will be awarded for the swimsuit competition--just kidding).
Invite those you enjoy playing with on a regular basis.