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I am currently sitting on the toilet and finished taking a ♥♥♥♥, and now I have wiped my ass for the 600th time already and have used up half the roll.

This hurts more than a breakup, why do girls complain about breakups when this is a much bigger problem? My ass literally stings like crazy and it feels like im wiping with sandpaper now, AND THE AMOUNT OF POOP DIDN'T GO DOWN AT ALL AFTER WIPING A BILLION FRICKING TIMES!!