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>customer steps up to order a burger
>says to hold on the onions
>spit in his burger, for disrespecting the ogre lord
>customer sees me spit in his burger
>get fired on the spot
>go home and head to bed
>pray to shrek and tell him about what happened at work
>a powerful voice echos through my mind "Your problems will be ogre soon.."
>drift off to sleep soon after
>wake up the next morning and turn on the news
>story on a double homicide
>my ex-manager and the customer beaten to death by.. an onion
>the voice echos through my mind once again "They should've checked themselves before they.. Shrek'd themselves.."
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life.