"Best group in the world. Seriously. No stupid people allowed." - Barack Obama, 2015

We are the international group of elite wizards who were just too sexy to join standard elite wizard groups. We have fought through endless hordes of everything from demons to dragons, all while keeping up our appearances as well, through the use of long hair and muscular abs. You must be chosen as a true sexy wizard through countless tests administrated by our judges. These tests include modeling on runways and seeing how well you keep up your appearance while fighting enemies. Many shall apply, and few shall ever enter.

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Welcome, Mr_Mastro!

2015. május 2. - Greacy Clitch | 0 megjegyzés

Dear seducing shamans,

Please welcome Mr_Mastro to our clan of eternal sexy seducery. Mr_Mastro is a 7 on the sexy scale, and focuses on the arcane art of illusion. He uses this speciality for pranking, as opposed to good/evil purposes. One of his most famous pranks was making a man think that he was a warlock with infinite power. 10/10 people found it hilarious, in a survey taken two days after the release of the video.

Some of Mr_Mastro's hobbies include: Playing with his ghost sister, permanently psychologically scarring individuals, creating robots through the use of dust-bunnies and miscellaneous scraps, skiing down vertical hills/mountains, and creating new pathogens.

Mr_Mastro had this to say to the other mages:

"Any and all who would like to donate their organs and/or machinery to science, please contact me."

Signed,
Foodpunk, Archmage of Sexy Wizards International

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Archmage Foodpunk

2015. április 28. - Choomer | 0 megjegyzés

Dear all hunks,

Let us not forget our Archmage, Foodpunk. He is a number 10 on the sexy scale. He doesn't really focus on anything, he just sits there and calls his cat a weedle. He uses the arcane art of being a hunk.

Some of the Archmage's hobbies include: Playing with his cats, burning math books, watering his chest hair, memorizing the character's names from skyrim, being a hunk, and mugging random old women with a laser pointer.

Foodpunk had this to say to t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶ his cats:

"You're adorable. You're my little weedle, yes you are."

Sincerely,
BiohazardousNinja, One of your fellow Sexy Wizards

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