Dear seducing shamans,

Please welcome Mr_Mastro to our clan of eternal sexy seducery. Mr_Mastro is a 7 on the sexy scale, and focuses on the arcane art of illusion. He uses this speciality for pranking, as opposed to good/evil purposes. One of his most famous pranks was making a man think that he was a warlock with infinite power. 10/10 people found it hilarious, in a survey taken two days after the release of the video.

Some of Mr_Mastro's hobbies include: Playing with his ghost sister, permanently psychologically scarring individuals, creating robots through the use of dust-bunnies and miscellaneous scraps, skiing down vertical hills/mountains, and creating new pathogens.

Mr_Mastro had this to say to the other mages:

"Any and all who would like to donate their organs and/or machinery to science, please contact me."

Signed,
Foodpunk, Archmage of Sexy Wizards International