So the prizes are going to be;

1) GTA 5
2) Dying Light
3) Evolve

To win you need to do 2 things:
1) Post your best joke (or worst) to this thread
2) Post your joke this profile wall:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561197968781961
You can't tell the owner of that profile why you're posting jokes either :)

I'll announce the winners next Wednesday 11th March sometime in the evening US East Coast time.

I also have some random games in my inv that I can hand out to any jokes that were good but didn't the top 3 and I'll find a special prize for the worst joke!

Best of luck!
Sandy

We're about to hit 2,222 users I got no idea why people are still joining this group! I plan to give away 3 games like GTA 5 and some other stuff not sure yet when we do hit 2,222. It'll probably be for your best jokes so watch this space!

I dont usually do announcements because they suck but I wanted to wish all of you and your loved ones a Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2015. I hope Santa got you what you wanted - even you bad ones!

It was so tough to pick the best jokes but here they are:

1st Place: Wins Wolfeinstein The New Order
Natalieh ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Jul 3 @ 4:13pm
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

2nd Place: Wins Space Engineers
Lasheen Jul 4 @ 2:57pm
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

3rd Place: Picks between Goat SImulator or Payday 2
ωDeep. GavNation Jul 3 @ 3:03pm
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Bonus 4th Place: Gets the other game that 3rd place did not select
8-9-3 Aka-Oni ni Kanabō 8-9-3 Jul 3 @ 9:30pm
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

If you're not friends with me add me so I can send the gift.
Thanks to all that played!

Last day to get your jokes in for the giveaway. Prizes will be given out tomorrow evening (US East Coast time)
good luck!