How to be a good tank: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=MEBovQUVVWY

How to be a good smoker: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfBR6u5nlk&fmt=22

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3016849

Add -novid in launch options to skip the intro video...

Make all .cfg changes in your autoexec.cfg file or they'll be overwritten.

// Bind a key to make sure the server you're on is one that you want to stay on.

alias servercheck "clear; sv_cheats; z_difficulty; z_gun_swing_vs_cooldown; sv_alltalk; toggleconsole"

bind [yourkey] servercheck

// Quick grenade throw script. Hold button until grenade is ready to throw.

alias +throwgrenade "slot3; wait; +attack" alias -throwgrenade "wait; -attack"

bind mouse4 +throwgrenade

I've been thinking a lot lately, and I know it's going to come as a shock to most of you.. But, there's a good chance I'm straight..

I'm not 100% sure as so far I've only ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicks. But, I genuinely believe it to be true.